Oh royal cat, why must your glance be so flat?
Do I look like a tasty rat?
Am I possibly fat?

Oh royal cat,
Why are you so Judgmental?,
Why do you always talk mental?
Do you want to use my mind as a rental?

Oh royal cat,
you look just amazing,
but your eyes are glazing.

Oh royal cat,
I am no match for you and your mind,
it is something I will never find.